your microwave oven has been converted into a sprout and herb garden. . you can’t remember the last time you visited the “other side” of the grocery store. . you measure the time since your last illness in decades. . you spend more time thinking about digestion than sex. . you consume your own body weight in less than a month. . you believe that $5 is a fair price for a 3-oz piece of chocolate. . you feel confident that you could survive on Gilligan’s Island-and you know you can make a better co
